Hunter's Turn.

Oh, Hi. Mom at work place. Make lotta monies to get stuff for me. Me figure out how to use computer thing. Heehee Me read some of Mom's message boards. Silly humans, always trying to figure out why we cats do what we do. Listen, if you leave yummy food out and unguarded, we eat yummy food. If it comes into our house, don't care what it is. It's a Cat Toy. If you don't want us cats to sleep on the bedspred you give lotta money for, don't put it on the bed. If it comfy, we sleep on it. Oh wait, BRB. Me had to go look under door, heard some one in hall. That my job. Guard Apt. door. Let nice people in, keep bad people out. Mom always let Maintance man in. Him always mess with bathtub drain. Why him do this, me not know. Me sit on tub and watch him. Him wear tools around him waist, shiney. Maintance man not like to play, or pet me. Never bring treats. Me would keep him out of Apt. But, Mom wash hair, water get up to Mom's ankles, Mom call Maintance man. Mom get new plant, Me call red head cactus, Mom call "Moon Cactus". Took me long time to get old one out of pot, but me finely did. Was not good to eat, Yucky. Then Mom get new one. Not want to share window with red head cactus. Me will get this one too. Like pretty blue fishie Mom had. Me get fishie too.Heehee But, you no tell Mom, OK. Mom think fishie just die. Play with fishie alla time, then fishie stop moving. No more fun. Now time to look out window. Mom get off bus soon. Me watch from window as Mom get off bus and walk across parking lot. When me hear eleavator, Mom home ! Wonder if Mom bring treats today ? Most times Mom bring home treats like roast chicken from work place, or Pizza (Yummy). When Mom come home, me get lotta pets, and good foods. (sigh) It good to be a Cat.