Hunter's Turn.

Oh Hi. Mom play silly game with me. Mom had ham. Her touch me feets and say "paw". Me look at me feets, and say,"Yes, that me paw, give me ham please."

Mom keep touching feets and saying "Paw". Me not likey. Me say, "Stop touching me feets." Why Mom keep touching me feets ? Me not understand.

Mom touch feets again. Me smack her. Me get Ham. Now me understand.

Me go to fridge, and say, "More Ham please." Mom say, "No more Ham."

Me look at fridge, touch fridge with paw, & say, "Give me Ham please."

This sure is fun game. Me likey. Get alla Ham.

This morning while Mom make coffee, me try game again. Make sure it work again. Me sit in front of fridge & say, "Give me Ham please." Mom say, "I'm not giving you Ham." Oh yes, me forgot. Look at fridge, touch fridge with paw, and say, "Give me Ham please." Mom say, "Damnit Hunter." Me get Ham.

Wonderful game. Me really likey.

Me hear alla peoples out in Hallway. Me go to Apt. door. Look under door. Me say, "Me here, want to come and play ?" Nobody listen to me. Why alla peoples out in Hallway? Me not know. And, why they no want to play ? Me not know.

Me say under door, "Hey, come see Mom give me Ham." Nobody listen to me.

Litter box smelly. Mom go to work place alla time, and forget to clean box.

Me wonder. Will new game work for litter box. Me try. Go to litter box, put paw on box & say, "Clean litter box please." Hey, game work just fine. Wonderful game.

Let me see, what else me want ?

Me go now, say "Bye-Bye.

"Mom, oh Mom, me touch cupboard with dry foods with paw, dry foods please."

"Mom, you hear me ?" "Mom, me want to play game."